It is NOT RIGHT to kill characters like that you hear me? :’(
JIM STURGESS.
You perfect human being.
& I’m sure it’s no coincidence that the movie I decided to watch by pure hazard was one you play in. Making it the 3rd movie you’re in I watch in a week. I don’t mind the age difference. Please, get your cute accent & face in my sheets now. Thanks very much.
Best regards.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop past this stage
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once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
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makes me want to escape to a peaceful place for a little time…
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our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
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Not really sure how to feel about it… Something in the way you move… <3
